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You Absolute Turnip — Cotton Tote Bag
£19.99
A 100% cotton canvas tote with a turnip who has strong opinions about your shopping.
42 × 42 cm cotton canvas, long reinforced shoulder straps, one bold one-colour Turnip with the Silly Turnip lockup. Five colourways — Grey, Lavender, Lime, Orange and Red — each long-handled and rated for actual groceries, library raids and the weekly insult haul.
Affectionate insults only — absolutely no filter.